Girl, 9, Accidentally Killed Gun Instructor With Uzi At Bullets And Burgers

Court documents say that Hanks told police that he had been on a date with the woman named Kathy earlier in the evening. He had dropped her off at her home, he said, but then went back and mistakenly entered the victim’s home. He reportedly maintained that he believed the victim’s home to have been that of his date.“What’d he do?” the woman questioned. “Grab a steak knife and say ‘give me the cookies?'” Oooh, that made me LOL. […]

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Sleepover Nightmare: Three Girls Die In One-Vehicle Crash, Six Injured

Her motive? According to Brittany, she killed the boys because her husband was giving them more attention than he was their 3-year-old daughter, Hailey.When police arrived they found Diehl wandering outside in the parking lot sporting eyes that looked like two freshly f*cked assholes. A search of her purse revealed the cause of the couple’s current condition. Officers would find thirteen Roxicodone pills, four Xanax pills, and a blue straw with white residue on it.

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Uriel Vargas Alvarado Torched His Girlfriend

On June 9, Dobeski’s next trial begins, on a child pornography charge stemming from the same investigation as the molestation. Investigators say that Dobeski offered to three boys to let him take photos of them last year. During a search of his residence, authorities found a computer containing images of young boys in various stages of nudity. They also found several books on child psychology and how to relate to vulnerable children.Independence, MO — A highly intoxicated Shannon Landrum was taken into custody over the weekend after two teen girls told police he tried to kidnap them.

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Christopher Boyer Deserves a Ph.D. in OMG WTF

Crest Hill, IL — A man has been arrested after “accidentally” running over his wife in their garage. Police say the man called 911 for assistance and was seen stomping on the woman’s face when paramedics arrived.Before anyone could find out exactly what Adams had in mind, police arrived with a K-9 unit and were able to quickly locate Adams and his son lying on the ground in the woods. They looked as if they were sleeping, with Adams lying on his back with his arms across his chest and his son lying next to him face down. Police grabbed the boy, who was not physically harmed, but Adams decided he wasn’t going without a fight. […]

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Illinois Man Takes Plea After Sewing His Teenage Son’s Butt Shut

Police: Girl Wakes to Find Man Wearing Only His Underwear in Her Bed: MyFoxPHOENIX.comROCHESTER HILLS, Mich – 40-year-old MILF…er Tina Consolo and her 19-year-old daughter do not agree on the subject of Tina growing a 6-foot high marijuana plant in their living room. So Tina’s daughter called police. When Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the home, they found the six foot high marijuana plant along with dried marijuana hanging in the basement, a digital scale, packaging material, a marijuana grinder, marijuana pipes, two handguns and a shotgun. Tina states that the weed is not for pleasure or distribution, but rather to help her with her chronic back pain. And I believe her sexy ass. Consolo is expected to be arraigned by the end of the week. I expect her to give me a call as soon as all this silly shit is over with — and after she kicks out her ungrateful spawn. Should be some video after the jump, if the stupid embed code from WXYZ works […]

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